spiderlong

Spider-Man gets bit by a spider with an enormously large penis. He then proceeds to swing around NYC with his dcin riding across the ground shooting semen as webs swinging throw the with his spiderlong type leg.

Spider-Man gets bit by a spider with an enormously large penis. He then proceeds to swing around NYC with his dcin riding across the ground shooting semen as webs swinging throw the with his spiderlong type leg.

by Spiderlong December 24, 2024

irondad and spiderson

The BEST marvel relationship in the world.

"Dude, have you read any fanfictions on irondad and spiderson?!"
"Yeah, they are so adorable."

by KAYLINJAMIEALEXISNORA June 20, 2018

spiderland

A Slint record. One of the greatest albums of the 1990s.

"More known for its frequent name-checks than its actual music, Spiderland remains one of the most essential and chilling releases in the mumbling post-rock arena." All Music Guide

by robocow13 February 3, 2008

spidersona

An OC or persona inspired by Spider-Man, and more specifically the ‘Into The Spiderverse’ movie. These characters typically resemble Spider-Man in some way, but have their own characteristics, design, and/or abilities that set them apart.

“Here’s my spidersona, Spider Heart!”

(-Instagram caption)

by goose_pigeon January 12, 2019

spiderson

Spiderson is what we all call Peter Parker when he's with Tony Stark.

Tony: Have you seen my Spiderson?
Steve: Uh- you have a son?
Tony: Yeah- *gestures for Peter to come forwards*
Tony: This is my Spiderson.

Steve: Ohhh isn't this the kid with the spider-powers?
Tony: Yes, and that's why I call him my Spiderson.

by GalaxyWolf676 The MarvelAddict January 8, 2021

canadian spiderdog

Grade A maple syrup is first imported from the hills of Saskatchewa canada. The male coats his 8 fingers sufficiently with syrup (no thumbs). He then prepares his victim by putting her in the doggy position. the 8 fingers coated in syrup then glide into the anus. the victim screams EEHH! until climax is reached

I gave your mother a Canadian spiderdog in the wee hours of the morning

by Shit stain April 16, 2015

Spidermonkey

An adjective or verb synonymous with stealthiness, nimbleness, quickness, sneakiness, bendy, and/or talented when it comes to climbing things. A person with a lot of this acts very similar to a spidermonkey, in a good way.

Also can be said as spidermonkied, spidermonkey-like, or spidermonkeying.

As a Verb

"Did you guys see Saw? Yeah, I almost crapped my pants when Jigsaw spidermonkied up on that guy with the camera!"


As an Adjective

Guy #1: Hey man. How did things go with that circus chick you took home last night?

Guy #2: Actually it was pretty awesome. She was so spidermonkey- I almost passed out trying to keep up with her.


In the Workplace

(At McDonald's)
Boss: A kid dropped their shoe behind the Play Place, so I'm gonna need one of you to spidermonkey back there and retrieve it.

by Tiger02 February 23, 2009