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canadian spiderdog

Grade A maple syrup is first imported from the hills of Saskatchewa canada. The male coats his 8 fingers sufficiently with syrup (no thumbs). He then prepares his victim by putting her in the doggy position. the 8 fingers coated in syrup then glide into the anus. the victim screams EEHH! until climax is reached

irondad and spiderson 

"Dude, have you read any fanfictions on irondad and spiderson?!"
"Yeah, they are so adorable."

Spiderpig 

A pig that can (magically...*cough*) walk on walls and/or ceilings, much like an arachnid.
Spiderpig, Spiderpig, does whatever a Spiderpig does.
Can he swing from a web? No, he can't, he's a pig.
Look out, he is a Spiderpig.
Spiderpig by iarechigz January 1, 2009

SpiderDemon 

The mastermind behind the invasion of Deimos and Phobos in the hit 1993 computer game, Doom, from id games. The SpiderDemon was a goofy looking monstrosity that moved with great speed and boasted a highly accurate chaingun, which had approximately 60% accuracy, even from across the entire (rather large, I must say) battlefield from its prey. The chaingun was something to fear, as the only shelter was a small protrusion in the center of the battlefield, and ammunition and such could only be found along the outsides of the level. Players HAD to grab extra ammunition, unless cheating to automatically refill it. A powerful combatant, and the final boss of the first game, yet its goofy appearance and overall awkwardness caused it to become an enemy no one ever mentions anymore, as opposed to the CyberDemon, who moved on to do bigger and greater things.
The SpiderDemon was strange.
SpiderDemon by Bo Duke... February 16, 2005

Spiderkopp 

Damn that’s a scary spiderkopp!
Spiderkopp by Boom bôôm pow August 11, 2020

Spiderpig 

A pig that is a spider

he can not swing from a web because he is a pig
hey there's spiderpig!
Spiderpig by spiderpig831 January 11, 2017