spicy john 

A Spicy John is when you drop an epic dump out of your third butthole. The third butthole only appears when one has been awoken through years of exclusively boofing psychedelics and watching The Fountain on repeat and absolute copious amounts of weed until entire enlightenment. The Spicy John is ridding your earthly vessel of any literal secular shit holding you down.

My friend went to Cochella and said he took a Spicy John in the portapotty after Ariana Grande's set... but I don't really believe his wokeness.

spicy john by __tater_th0t_ June 6, 2020

Spicy Johnny 

The action of a gay man releasing diarrhea into another mans gaped butthole using him as a human toilet

Luke was feeling wild and asked for the Spicy Johnny.

Spicy Johnny by Spicy sins May 17, 2021

spicy johnny 

When you have drank lots of liquid and you go to take a shit but when you think you are done, the liquid is slowly being converted into pee within you and so you are stuck on the toilet peeing for an hour.

After eating Sonic last night, my body pulled a spicy johnny

spicy johnny by chappedhorcok December 5, 2016