sphincterian 

How to tactfully tell someone that they're an asshole, or they are doing a particular thing that's asshole-related

1) "That's such a sphincterian move" - What an asshole move

2) "I never realized, but you're actually quite sphincterian" - you're kinda an asshole

sphincterian by RMH000 December 28, 2019

sphincterpalooza 

A festive gathering of butt plungers for the express purpose of anal plundering and dick swizzling, followed by a nice potluck picnic.

Barney couldn't wait to lube up, don his rubber chaps, and head on off to sphincterpalooza for some good old fashioned colon plunging.

sphincterpalooza by Sammy Davis III October 20, 2007

Sphincterine 

(Noun) Anal passage cleanser. With a tigling sensation and minty fresh taste it'll keep your brown eye sparkling!!

"Sphincterine, makes you tingle and feels so clean,
Sphincterine, cleans your sphincter and what's between,
Sphincterine...Ahh"

Sphincterine by Colin Willment (Glasgow, Scotland) October 18, 2004

sphincterite

A highly concentrated brown rock found between ones ass cheaks. The rock is caused by poo particles buildingup overtime to form a rock like substance.

ow! someone hit mein the face with a sphincterite!

sphincterite by poo 2 stink ratio July 28, 2003

sphincterized 

Uptight, reserved, unable to let loose. The epitome of anal-retentive. Like a bag with a drawstring pulled tight.

Christy's sphincterized book bag contained three copies of poetry by T.S. Eliot.

sphincterized by Noir September 6, 2005

sphincterama 

A word used to describe a spectacular display of anuses, either actually or metaphorically.

There’s this amazing group photo I’ve kept of all of my ex-office mates, that includes everyone from the CEO to every last underling that worked there, at one of our seriously debauched annual holiday parties, which I’ve simply and aptly titled, “Sphincterama.”

sphincterama by Dr Bunnygirl November 29, 2022

Sphincterland 

A place to which you shouldn't attach vacuum cleaners, as demonstrated by a kind gentleman with odd solutions to normal problems.

First person: I tried to vacuum my farts away, and in so doing discovered something amazing in Sphincterland!
Second person: You've got issues

Sphincterland by Arraka February 7, 2018