sphincterage
The act of laughing so hard that one will clench their anal sphincter with enough force to induce internal bleeding.
sphincterage by A Short Ass Llama March 15, 2017
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Sphinctergeddon
Sphinctergeddon by Turbobear October 21, 2006
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Sphincterine
(Noun) Anal passage cleanser. With a tigling sensation and minty fresh taste it'll keep your brown eye sparkling!!
"Sphincterine, makes you tingle and feels so clean,
Sphincterine, cleans your sphincter and what's between,
Sphincterine...Ahh"
Sphincterine, cleans your sphincter and what's between,
Sphincterine...Ahh"
Sphincterine by Colin Willment (Glasgow, Scotland) October 18, 2004
sphincterite
A highly concentrated brown rock found between ones ass cheaks. The rock is caused by poo particles buildingup overtime to form a rock like substance.
sphincterite by poo 2 stink ratio July 28, 2003
Sphincterless Shit Cannon
Someone who spends the majority of their workday clogging up the toilet and consistently smells like ass. Someone who who shits every hour on the hour, has no intestine, just a shit tube running from their throat to their ass, has been known to shit watermelons and small marsupials.
Sphincterless Shit Cannon by cuddlefinger November 15, 2011
sphincterized
Uptight, reserved, unable to let loose. The epitome of anal-retentive. Like a bag with a drawstring pulled tight.
sphincterized by Noir September 6, 2005
sphincterama
There’s this amazing group photo I’ve kept of all of my ex-office mates, that includes everyone from the CEO to every last underling that worked there, at one of our seriously debauched annual holiday parties, which I’ve simply and aptly titled, “Sphincterama.”
sphincterama by Dr Bunnygirl November 29, 2022
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