sperminted

pregnant; a girl has once had sperm inside her which gets her knocked up

That girl is sperminted.

by AshTrash June 20, 2008

sprinted

When a cell carrier holds your phone hostage because of a "Financial Eligibility Check" under the guise of "protecting" you, in case your phone was stolen. This makes it impossible to bring your phone to a new carrier until you pay off any outstanding charges. This brings you into a cycle of owing them into perpetuity if you wish to port your phone number AND device. If you buy a new phone, you lose the number. If you port the number, you can't use the phone for at least 30 days, even if there's no outstanding balances.

Yo, I ported my cell number, but the new carrier says I can't use my phone because of a Financial Eligibility Check. WTF?

Sucks.

What'll I do now?

Buy a new phone. You got sprinted, brah.

by TheDarkTaoEr March 19, 2017

Sprinted

The act of a business terminating service to a customer, unlike traditional service terminations for non-payment, being Sprinted usually is more due to a customer being high maintenance and/or expectation.

He just got sprinted by his bank since he protested the monthly fees in his account a few months in a row.

by Piranha August 5, 2007

sperminated

refers to someone pregnant.

"Why isn't Carla drinking?"
"She can't, dude, she's sperminated."

by dj1234 February 4, 2008

spearminated

Term coined to describe Jamie Lynn Spears being knocked the fuck up; credit for this glorious term goes to babloo328 on Livejournal

Omg yall have you been on ONTD today? Jamie Lynn Spears has been spearminated!

by lifeincairo WHOOP WHOOP January 7, 2008

sperminate

To drench someone in sperm

Rob: Check out that ass! I would totally sperminate her any day of the week!
Matt: HAHAHAHAHA, your chances with her are slim to none.

by Mister D October 20, 2004

Spermante

a type of fizzy jizz/cum (sperm) that's exactly like Asti Spumante wine i.e. white, bubbly and very sticky

I'd been out dancing, when I got home I gave my bird a good seeing to with the old one eyed trouser snake and my knob exploded with a torrent of spermante!

by Flange the Inquisitor November 13, 2005