sperminted
That girl is sperminted.
sperminted by AshTrash June 20, 2008
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sprinted
When a cell carrier holds your phone hostage because of a "Financial Eligibility Check" under the guise of "protecting" you, in case your phone was stolen. This makes it impossible to bring your phone to a new carrier until you pay off any outstanding charges. This brings you into a cycle of owing them into perpetuity if you wish to port your phone number AND device. If you buy a new phone, you lose the number. If you port the number, you can't use the phone for at least 30 days, even if there's no outstanding balances.
Yo, I ported my cell number, but the new carrier says I can't use my phone because of a Financial Eligibility Check. WTF?
Sucks.
What'll I do now?
Buy a new phone. You got sprinted, brah.
Sucks.
What'll I do now?
Buy a new phone. You got sprinted, brah.
sprinted by TheDarkTaoEr March 19, 2017
Related Words
sperminted • sperminated • Spermented • Sperminate • sprinted • Spermified • spearminated • Spermante • spermiate • Spermicterus
Sprinted
The act of a business terminating service to a customer, unlike traditional service terminations for non-payment, being Sprinted usually is more due to a customer being high maintenance and/or expectation.
sperminated
sperminated by dj1234 February 4, 2008
spearminated
Term coined to describe Jamie Lynn Spears being knocked the fuck up; credit for this glorious term goes to babloo328 on Livejournal
spearminated by lifeincairo WHOOP WHOOP January 7, 2008
sperminate
Rob: Check out that ass! I would totally sperminate her any day of the week!
Matt: HAHAHAHAHA, your chances with her are slim to none.
Matt: HAHAHAHAHA, your chances with her are slim to none.
sperminate by Mister D October 20, 2004
Spermante
a type of fizzy jizz/cum (sperm) that's exactly like Asti Spumante wine i.e. white, bubbly and very sticky
I'd been out dancing, when I got home I gave my bird a good seeing to with the old one eyed trouser snake and my knob exploded with a torrent of spermante!
Spermante by Flange the Inquisitor November 13, 2005
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