spegmeyer

A slutty female who from all appearances will have sex with you or just about anybody else.
Quickly distinguishable by her tattered jeans, Van Halen T shirt and open toe pumps.
This breed is found to be usually loud and prefers mixed drinks with a straw over a nice cool glass of Chardonnay.

On occasion one may find her clutching a large bottle of beer and a cigarette in the other.
Preferred music of this nomad is "Heavy Metal"...

Last night I was at the bar and picked up this spegmeyer, now I can't go back there..

by vinman59 April 12, 2021

spermeye

When he cums in your eye and you have to call out of work.

Damn babe you gave me a spermeye, I had to call out of work!

by Hnl2869 September 19, 2020

Scagmeyer

A lowlife dirt ball. (Male)

Lynnette said to avoid the Wa-Wa; there are too many scagmeyers loitering outside.

by AngelaRamonaMarie May 21, 2021