spegmeyer

A slutty female who from all appearances will have sex with you or just about anybody else.
Quickly distinguishable by her tattered jeans, Van Halen T shirt and open toe pumps.
This breed is found to be usually loud and prefers mixed drinks with a straw over a nice cool glass of Chardonnay.

On occasion one may find her clutching a large bottle of beer and a cigarette in the other.
Preferred music of this nomad is "Heavy Metal"...

Last night I was at the bar and picked up this spegmeyer, now I can't go back there..

spegmeyer by vinman59 April 12, 2021

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spermeye

When he cums in your eye and you have to call out of work.

Damn babe you gave me a spermeye, I had to call out of work!

spermeye by Hnl2869 September 19, 2020

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spegmeyer • Scagmeyer

Scagmeyer

A lowlife dirt ball. (Male)

Lynnette said to avoid the Wa-Wa; there are too many scagmeyers loitering outside.

Scagmeyer by AngelaRamonaMarie May 21, 2021

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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