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sperm-jack by Lorcán000 January 14, 2009
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sperm jack
After Jane handcuffed John to the bed she preceded to jack him off in order to extract sperm. When he climaxed she put the sperm in a small container, got dressed, and left. John was sperm jacked!
sperm jack by J-Fad December 15, 2008
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sperm jack • Sperm Jacker • jack!sper • SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermi • Spermjacking • spermback • Spermback Whale • sperm jockey • sperm package • sperm sack
sperm jack
After Jane, sperm thief extraordinaire, handcuffed John to the bed she proceeded to jerk him off in order to extract sperm. When he climaxed she put the sperm in a small container, got dressed, and left. John was sperm jacked!
sperm jack by J-Fad December 15, 2008
Sperm Jacker
A female whom steals sperm from a genetically superior and unsuspecting male victim in order to produce an offspring to improve ones family genes.
Sperm Jacker by DaTruth2009 August 30, 2009
jack!sper
A name used to refer to the combination of Jasper Hale (from the Twilight series) and Jackson Rathbone, who plays Jasper in the movie Twilight. This term is specific to the movie character, as opposed to just Jasper, or just Jackson Rathbone. Often the word is misspelled due to omission of the exclamation point.
jack!sper by PlanxtyLewis April 14, 2008
Spermjacking
Term used to define the involuntary collection of a man's sperm, generally comitted by females who desire to have a child with a male with no such desire.
"Kitty was totally caught spermjacking George Senior, that bitch. She was worried that his new hair growth medication would render him sterile."
Spermjacking by Divisionbear June 23, 2009
spermback
spermback by SMWJLA Partnerships October 20, 2007
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