sperm jack

To commit forcible theft of sperm.

After Jane, sperm thief extraordinaire, handcuffed John to the bed she proceeded to jerk him off in order to extract sperm. When he climaxed she put the sperm in a small container, got dressed, and left. John was sperm jacked!

by J-Fad December 15, 2008

sperm jack

To commit forcible theft of sperm.

After Jane handcuffed John to the bed she preceded to jack him off in order to extract sperm. When he climaxed she put the sperm in a small container, got dressed, and left. John was sperm jacked!

by J-Fad December 15, 2008

flovin' it

A portmanteau of "fuckin' lovin' it."

That shit is so great I'm flovin' it. i.e. That shit is so great I'm fuckin' loving' it.

by J-Fad June 10, 2009