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Sperm tanks 

the testicles where sperm is produced when are large or huge
-yesterday i saw my father naked in the bathroom, not much of a cock indeed but he's nuts are the size of golf balls!

-gross...you have a dad with sperm tanks!
Sperm tanks by urpapi October 5, 2010

Spermtaking 

Similar to "Breathtaking," this is when a girl is so attractive that it may cause a man to need to or want to ejaculate.
Person 1: Dude, Lia has been looking pretty spermtaking lately hasn't she?
Person 2: You're telling me dude, i'm just going to need about thirty seconds in the bathroom real quick...
Spermtaking by ralphparker December 26, 2010

Spermtaker 

Girls who are willing to take the shot from a mans weapon. The girls are often slutty and not very hard to get in bed with. Other names for a spermtaker: jizzeater and cumdumpster.
Myself: Are we gonna score some chicks tonight?
Friend: For sure, we're gonna take home some spermtakers!
Spermtaker by KHDT October 7, 2010

spermwanker 

A spermwanker is someone who acts gay and is overall a crusty person.
"Get out of here you spermwanker!"

"Yo i caught him catching a boner at the sight of the dude changing his shirt,he's obviously such a spermwanker."

Spermbank 

Noun: 1. A facility where men can donate their ejaculate. The ejaculate is then used for artificial insemination by women whose husbands are sterile.

2. A very promiscuous girl.
1. "I love spermbanks! They actually pay you to jerk off! And you might get a kid out of it!"

2. "Dude, make sure you wear a rubber with that chick - she's a total spermbank. I hear she's in the triple digits."
Spermbank by drotic October 7, 2009

spermtanious 

when you sperm to much and it overflows the condom.
dude i was fuckin Jen last night and i got all spermtanious and she got Pist that it got on her pillow.
spermtanious by s doggggggg March 4, 2009
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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