sperm tank 

A girl who enjoys swallowing huge loads, often more than one in a sitting. She can be identified when she asks you to pull out and go in her mouth.

We were having sex and when I was ready to go she pulled me out and had me go in her mouth. Man what a sperm tank.

sperm tank by Yigal November 26, 2004

Sperm tanks 

the testicles where sperm is produced when are large or huge

-yesterday i saw my father naked in the bathroom, not much of a cock indeed but he's nuts are the size of golf balls!

-gross...you have a dad with sperm tanks!

Sperm tanks by urpapi October 5, 2010

Spermtaking 

Similar to "Breathtaking," this is when a girl is so attractive that it may cause a man to need to or want to ejaculate.

Person 1: Dude, Lia has been looking pretty spermtaking lately hasn't she?
Person 2: You're telling me dude, i'm just going to need about thirty seconds in the bathroom real quick...

Spermtaking by ralphparker December 26, 2010

Spermtaker 

Girls who are willing to take the shot from a mans weapon. The girls are often slutty and not very hard to get in bed with. Other names for a spermtaker: jizzeater and cumdumpster.

Myself: Are we gonna score some chicks tonight?
Friend: For sure, we're gonna take home some spermtakers!

Spermtaker by KHDT October 7, 2010

spermwanker 

A spermwanker is someone who acts gay and is overall a crusty person.

"Get out of here you spermwanker!"

"Yo i caught him catching a boner at the sight of the dude changing his shirt,he's obviously such a spermwanker."

spermwanker by Whydoiexistpleasekillme February 8, 2017

Spermbank 

Noun: 1. A facility where men can donate their ejaculate. The ejaculate is then used for artificial insemination by women whose husbands are sterile.

2. A very promiscuous girl.

1. "I love spermbanks! They actually pay you to jerk off! And you might get a kid out of it!"

2. "Dude, make sure you wear a rubber with that chick - she's a total spermbank. I hear she's in the triple digits."

Spermbank by drotic October 7, 2009

spermtanious 

when you sperm to much and it overflows the condom.

dude i was fuckin Jen last night and i got all spermtanious and she got Pist that it got on her pillow.

spermtanious by s doggggggg March 4, 2009