Spermtaker 

Girls who are willing to take the shot from a mans weapon. The girls are often slutty and not very hard to get in bed with. Other names for a spermtaker: jizzeater and cumdumpster.

Myself: Are we gonna score some chicks tonight?
Friend: For sure, we're gonna take home some spermtakers!

Spermtaker by KHDT October 7, 2010

Spermtaking 

Similar to "Breathtaking," this is when a girl is so attractive that it may cause a man to need to or want to ejaculate.

Person 1: Dude, Lia has been looking pretty spermtaking lately hasn't she?
Person 2: You're telling me dude, i'm just going to need about thirty seconds in the bathroom real quick...

Spermtaking by ralphparker December 26, 2010

spermwanker 

A spermwanker is someone who acts gay and is overall a crusty person.

"Get out of here you spermwanker!"

"Yo i caught him catching a boner at the sight of the dude changing his shirt,he's obviously such a spermwanker."

spermwanker by Whydoiexistpleasekillme February 8, 2017

Spermcake

Spermcake, sperm-cake:
1) The accumulation of cock juice in ones belly button that is the devoured by the partner in question.
2) The puddle of sperm mudd that is consumed from the anal oriface.
3) A second term for muffin butter.
4) The frosting of the vagina by jizz.

1) Can I eat your "spermcake".
2) Finish your "spermcake" dear or you won't get sloppie seconds!

Spermcake by NickName4U May 2, 2006