spermwanker 

A spermwanker is someone who acts gay and is overall a crusty person.

"Get out of here you spermwanker!"

"Yo i caught him catching a boner at the sight of the dude changing his shirt,he's obviously such a spermwanker."

spermwanker by Whydoiexistpleasekillme February 8, 2017

Spamwanker 

A person who constantly spams groups on social networking groups such as Beebo, Myspace, FaceBook etc with stuff such as the IHATELUCY, IHATEHELEN or PAYBAYBACKTIMEJANE links

Most of the time the Spamwanker will get a torrent of abuse from the other group members on all levels of nastyness depending on the group they invade on

one particular group have a wall of shame whereby the Spamwankers photo is photoshoped to an amusing picture depicting the spamwanker as to what they have spammed.

another name for a spammer is a Spamtwunt (Please look up Twunt for definition)

spam spamwanker spamtwunt twunt

Spamwanker by Young Bolt June 21, 2010

Spermtaker 

Girls who are willing to take the shot from a mans weapon. The girls are often slutty and not very hard to get in bed with. Other names for a spermtaker: jizzeater and cumdumpster.

Myself: Are we gonna score some chicks tonight?
Friend: For sure, we're gonna take home some spermtakers!

Spermtaker by KHDT October 7, 2010

Spiriwanker 

A guy who spends all day getting off on spiritual content on the internet and living a life of fantasy in his mind while not doing any real value add work, not earning any income and thereby being a massive burden on everyone he is around. They believe in dogma, fantasy based stories which completely defy logic, useless philosophies and as a result are completely disconnected from reality. Most of these men are career failures, lazy slobs and total losers. They live all day and night in a delusional state by constantly indulging their minds in fantasies such as how great the past was, the prophet was, the unscientific and exaggerated actions undertaken by the prophets which led to miraculous outcomes which have never actually happened and also how great the future will be once God/prophet reincarnates. They themselves take no effort in changing or making any contribution towards the society, their family or even their own lives. This is a mechanism they have developed to escape reality and their responsibilities by using spirituality as an escape route instead of a tool to actually add value and better their own lives and those around them.

Hamish Surely spends all day on youtube watching fantasy based videos about divine entities, waiting for a divine reincarnation does not do any work at all and is therefore a Spiriwanker.

Spiriwanker by UniqueInnovator1 April 17, 2024

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019