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spermwanker

A spermwanker is someone who acts gay and is overall a crusty person.
"Get out of here you spermwanker!"

"Yo i caught him catching a boner at the sight of the dude changing his shirt,he's obviously such a spermwanker."
by Whydoiexistpleasekillme February 8, 2017
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Spamwanker

A person who constantly spams groups on social networking groups such as Beebo, Myspace, FaceBook etc with stuff such as the IHATELUCY, IHATEHELEN or PAYBAYBACKTIMEJANE links

Most of the time the Spamwanker will get a torrent of abuse from the other group members on all levels of nastyness depending on the group they invade on

one particular group have a wall of shame whereby the Spamwankers photo is photoshoped to an amusing picture depicting the spamwanker as to what they have spammed.

another name for a spammer is a Spamtwunt (Please look up Twunt for definition)
spam spamwanker spamtwunt twunt
by Young Bolt June 21, 2010
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Spermtaker

Girls who are willing to take the shot from a mans weapon. The girls are often slutty and not very hard to get in bed with. Other names for a spermtaker: jizzeater and cumdumpster.
Myself: Are we gonna score some chicks tonight?
Friend: For sure, we're gonna take home some spermtakers!
by KHDT October 7, 2010
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Spiriwanker

A guy who spends all day getting off on spiritual content on the internet and living a life of fantasy in his mind while not doing any real value add work, not earning any income and thereby being a massive burden on everyone he is around. They believe in dogma, fantasy based stories which completely defy logic, useless philosophies and as a result are completely disconnected from reality. Most of these men are career failures, lazy slobs and total losers. They live all day and night in a delusional state by constantly indulging their minds in fantasies such as how great the past was, the prophet was, the unscientific and exaggerated actions undertaken by the prophets which led to miraculous outcomes which have never actually happened and also how great the future will be once God/prophet reincarnates. They themselves take no effort in changing or making any contribution towards the society, their family or even their own lives. This is a mechanism they have developed to escape reality and their responsibilities by using spirituality as an escape route instead of a tool to actually add value and better their own lives and those around them.
Hamish Surely spends all day on youtube watching fantasy based videos about divine entities, waiting for a divine reincarnation does not do any work at all and is therefore a Spiriwanker.
by UniqueInnovator1 April 17, 2024
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