Sperm Slurper

One who drinks sperm

Person1: you mom has the biggest tits i have ever seen in my life, and im not going to lie, i like it.
Person2: no you dont you god damn Sperm Slurper son of a bitch

by King Kling December 11, 2006

sperm slurper

1. Of, or relating to a person- one who swallows ejaculate.

2. A person who simply swallows sperm.

"It's one thing to give a guy a blowjob, but to swallow his cum too??? Ew... you dirty little sperm slurper!"

by CrazyCrab69 September 25, 2022

Cunt rejecting sperm slurper

The one and only Joe Velasco...

We love you Joe, you fuck! And by love I mean I fucking hate your god damn taint and everything else it's attached to!

by Andy April 17, 2005

Sperm Slurpee

A Slurpee consisting of 100% sperm.

My girl wanted to go to 7-11, it was too late so I put a straw in my cock and told that bitch to have a Sperm Slurpee!

by Ammo4u March 12, 2023

Spermslurpper

A male who meets male strangers for the sole purpose of eating their sperm discreetly.

I'm looking for a Spermslurpper to get me off.

by Spermslurpper (Bob) May 4, 2009

spermslurper

Low class piece of shit. Even if the person isn't a choad swallower.

That asshole is a spermslurping shithead.

by Theophrastus Bombastus Vonhoenheim November 3, 2003