spengfoot

When someone is acting retarded

She’s acting like a real spengfoot

by Chuffed shaft muncher March 8, 2022

Spengooly

A person who has reached one of the highest levels of stupidity.

Person 1: Your urethra is a vein in your brain right?
Person 2: You are an absolute spengooly mate.

by BiloGundlach21 February 13, 2018

spenhooter

When you put a piece of circular clingfilm with a hole in it over an open bottle after a dog has sat on it.

1: oh for god sake! The dog has sat on my bottle again!
2: Well I guess you're gonna spenhooter it.

by SpanglaTheRascal September 15, 2011

scenefoot

scenefoot is the state of scenegirls' feet after having worn flats for a long time. the foot takes on a disgusting odor, and calluses for at the heel. the toenails also elongate, and smell foul as well.
this means scenegirls rarely remove their shoes, for fear of cute sceneboys smelling their rancid feet.

scenegurl1:" omfg! her feet smell! total scenefoot!"
scenegurl2:" true. but her shoes are the sexxx."

by xAbigailWilliamsx July 16, 2007

Springfoot

A painful condition affecting the bottom of the feet of people who have suffered through winter with shoes on for six months and then begin walking on their driveway, street or other rough surface. Initially excruciating, it remains annoyingly uncomfortable for 1 to 2 weeks until the skin thickens, but is not considered life threatening.

Man, my springfoot is so bad I had to wear flip-flops down the driveway to get the mail!

by Squintoon April 8, 2019

Spunkfoot

A member of Acid Granny a Dublin Trolley trip shop with your Gran.

Have you seen Spunkfoot perform in

by Nathanael of Third Eye Surfers November 14, 2019

spengdoodle

The act of farting in a saucepan following placing the lid on top to release under the bed with your partner or friend.

My boyfriend caught me off guard with his spengdoodle

by Soulzi February 10, 2024