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a foolish individual abbreviated to speng
my friend, you are one meaty spengbong
spengbong by Lewis Fingers April 28, 2023
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spongbong 

Squidward: lemme hit dat spongbong

Sponge: no
spongbong by Fungal jungle June 8, 2020

Spongebong Hemppants 

One of the funniest Internet cartoons ever, but for some reason is very hard to find.
Who live in a bong in a dormitory? Spongebong Hemppants!
Spongebong Hemppants by --- March 6, 2005

Spunkbongin 

James started to spunkbongin as Ryan watched.
Spunkbongin by Skyyyyu.u August 21, 2022

spengbob 

Some freaky shit on Youtube, up-and-coming meme on 4chan.

Features Spongebob... but incredibly creepy and twisted.
Spengbob theme:
Let's call Hitler!
Aye aye captain!
I hear he's gentle!
Aye aye captain!
spengbob by JusGrimey November 23, 2006

SpingBing 

Man who is very classy and likes to be formal. He always politely asks for information and is very cool. SpingBing can come in many forms....
SpingBing is very formal. Thank you SpingBing as I am now politely asking for your mom
SpingBing "It is actually called you're mom"
Thank you SpingBing ❤
SpingBing by Tyler The Builder April 26, 2021

spengbob 

hit animated series created by youtube user "sdfglawl"

the soundtrack consists of music from "azumanga daioh," german number stations, the german "spongebob" theme, and maybe more

likely animated with mspaint and put together with windows movie maker
spengbob by mr. electric June 10, 2007
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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