The Lion Sleeps Tonight

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In the jungle, the mighty jungle
The lion sleeps tonight
In the jungle the quiet jungle
The lion sleeps tonight
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Near the village the peaceful village
The lion sleeps tonight
Near the village the quiet village
The lion sleeps tonight
A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh
A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh
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A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh
Hush my darling don't fear my darling
The lion sleeps tonight
Hush my darling don't fear my darling
The lion sleeps tonight
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The Lion Sleeps Tonight by Drollestmaple03 February 13, 2019

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Speedster

Someone who will win 1st in every 100meter race(e.g. Usain Bolt).

A very fast person.

Maddi:Did u know Jonathan went undefeated in the 100!?
Jazmin:No wow what a speedster!

Anthony:Usain Bolt just beat the world record!
Rashad:Yup he's a speedster.

Speedster by SixPackjonny August 6, 2010

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sleepsturbate

The involuntary action of manually manipulating one's genitals during REM sleep. This phenomenon is responsible for some unverifiable portion -- scientific estimates point to 5-10% -- of nocturnal emissions. It is rarely discussed in polite conversation, but is assuredly real. When caught in the act by an incidental third party observer, the awoken offender is often characterized by denial and defensiveness. The following sample text is a rare exception.

Brett: <to roommate sleeping in common living area> Mike -- What are you doing?

Mike: <wakes suddenly and looks down at occupied hands> Dude ... I'm trying to sleepsturbate here.

Brett: What? Can you do that in your room?

Mike: I'll spell it out for you later, asshole.

sleepsturbate by von dildus August 6, 2010

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sleepspastic

a characteristic of someone who moves around a lot in their sleep; someone who is prone to kicking in their sleep; someone who tosses and turns a lot in their sleep

My sister is sleepspastic! I don't like to share a bed with her; I might get hurt!

sleepspastic by JenCheer January 30, 2009

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sheepshagger

Put-down given to someone or peoples that live in the wilderness where there are mroe sheep than people.

See wales.

AAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH.... sheepshaggers!

sheepshagger by Gumba Gumba March 21, 2004

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changing speeds

Technique rumored to have originated at 320 N. Tallawanda in which the speed of the gentleman's pelvic thrusting changes from super duper fast to slow as molasses and everything in between, thereby enhancing the pleasure of his lady friend and delaying his dick sneeze.

Brian: What? Did you say your girlfriend had trouble getting off last night?
Dan: Yeah, until I invented changing speeds.

changing speeds by Dan Neville May 30, 2006

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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