Sleepshitted 

When someone shits on you during sex.

Emily was furious that he sleepshitted on her the next morning

Sleepshitted by anonymous March 16, 2021

sleep shitted 

When someone takes an absolute steamer on you when you’re asleep, but cleans you off with a hot flannel and soap before you can wake to realise.

“Ay mate, never guess what I sleep shitted on Dan last night. Fucking stank.”

sleep shitted by Emiliath March 16, 2021