Sleepshitted

When someone shits on you during sex.

Emily was furious that he sleepshitted on her the next morning

by anonymous March 16, 2021

sleep shitted

When someone takes an absolute steamer on you when you’re asleep, but cleans you off with a hot flannel and soap before you can wake to realise.

“Ay mate, never guess what I sleep shitted on Dan last night. Fucking stank.”

by Emiliath March 16, 2021