sleepstalking 

The act of appearing outside an ex's home at night in pajamas, loudly proclaiming love and adoration, and, if rejected, pretending to wake up with no idea of why you are there.

Ex: "What are you doing? Go home!"
You: (Pretending to wake) "What? Oh, sorry, I must've been sleepstalking again."

sleepstalking by Inane Alaina October 24, 2012

Sleep-stalking 

The act of waking (usu. in an ambien induced state of mind) in the middle of the night and posting comments on your friends' Facebook pages that you don't remember in the morning.

I think I was sleep-stalking last night--I "liked" a bunch of photos on my ex's Facebook page!

Sleep-stalking by muh-drees February 13, 2013

Open-eyed sleepwalking

Officially named lagophthalmogic somnambulism, open-eyed sleepwalking is a condition in which a person is awake, but appears so exhausted and worn out that they may very well just be sleepwalking with their eyes open.

John: What’s wrong with Richard?
Sam: He’s open-eyed sleepwalking. He had to stay up all last night working on some ASL assignments.
John: Poor guy…

Open-eyed sleepwalking by NotPieGuy December 8, 2021

SLEEPWALKING 

Walking whilst looking at your smartphone.

This is sometimes accompanied by repeated eye flickering, as the offender attempts to navigate themselves poorly without collision.

A side-effect of smartphone addiction.

He sleepwalked right into me.

She was sleepwalking, and unaware of her surroundings.

I'm tired of constantly dodging sleepwalkers.

SLEEPWALKING by Jaytecx August 1, 2022

Sleepwalking Mexican 

1 part absenthe
1 part patron
Shake over ice and serve in sombrero

After i gave her many sleepwalking mexicans, she found out what a leaky faucet was.

Sleepwalking Mexican by Jon Jinx January 20, 2020

sleepsacking 

Sleepsacking is when a person has sex with another person while they are asleep or otherwise unconscious.

Heather laughed as she told her friends about seeing a guy she had a crush on, and had a hard-on while passed out, and how she enjoyed sleepsacking him.

sleepsacking by officero'reilly September 19, 2009

Sleepwalking 

Someone that is, currently well and alive, being searched for termination.

Dissin on the gang, he dont know he sleepwalking.

Sleepwalking by Webster's Dictionary (Ext.) November 5, 2022