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Alabama Speedstick 

When a man goes from ass to armpit to mouth.
I knew val liked atms, but I was surprised when she asked for an alabama speedstick. (atatm)
Alabama Speedstick by Steve gavy September 6, 2011

speed stick 

ramming you flesh torpedo into a lubricated armpit ... back and fourth, back and fourth
As in never speed stick non shaved pits unless you want brillo dick!
speed stick by T-Strom June 25, 2008

speedkick 

To beat someone's ass with a quickness and with little effort.
If you keep runnin' your mouth I am gonna speedkick your ass.
speedkick by b1ak3 January 19, 2004

speed stick 

the fine filmy layer of greasy perspiration and methamphetamine residue that seeps out of one's pores after ingesting methamphetamine. Not quite sweat, speed stick does not drip or take on a liquid state. Rather it coats one's skin like a glossy glaze.
I could tell he was on a good one once his skin accumulated speed stick.
speed stick by Llenar13 May 21, 2010

skeetstick 

slang for penis. the stick one skeets with
"dude she hella wacked my skeetstick"
"the power went out so i used my nintendo DS to light my magazine so i could whack the skeetstick"
skeetstick by Wigzrow July 25, 2007

Seedtick 

Pesty bood sucking critter that can drain the life from you
Katie is such of a seedtick she latched on and almost killed me
Seedtick by DR.S Moostie February 8, 2019
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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