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Alabama Speedstick 

When a man goes from ass to armpit to mouth.
I knew val liked atms, but I was surprised when she asked for an alabama speedstick. (atatm)
Alabama Speedstick by Steve gavy September 6, 2011

speed stick 

ramming you flesh torpedo into a lubricated armpit ... back and fourth, back and fourth
As in never speed stick non shaved pits unless you want brillo dick!
speed stick by T-Strom June 25, 2008

speedkick 

To beat someone's ass with a quickness and with little effort.
If you keep runnin' your mouth I am gonna speedkick your ass.
speedkick by b1ak3 January 19, 2004

speed stick 

the fine filmy layer of greasy perspiration and methamphetamine residue that seeps out of one's pores after ingesting methamphetamine. Not quite sweat, speed stick does not drip or take on a liquid state. Rather it coats one's skin like a glossy glaze.
I could tell he was on a good one once his skin accumulated speed stick.
speed stick by Llenar13 May 21, 2010

skeetstick 

slang for penis. the stick one skeets with
"dude she hella wacked my skeetstick"
"the power went out so i used my nintendo DS to light my magazine so i could whack the skeetstick"
skeetstick by Wigzrow July 25, 2007

Seedtick 

Pesty bood sucking critter that can drain the life from you
Katie is such of a seedtick she latched on and almost killed me
Seedtick by DR.S Moostie February 8, 2019