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Toronto slang for being arrested or falling into police custody.
"I'm not tryna get latched right now!"
latched by jigawahoodironyclips2003 November 15, 2024
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Latched Up

John: Mike, you still trying to fuck Evie even though she got a boyfriend now?
Mike: Bro I don't give a shit if that hoe latched up, I'll die trying!
John: Oath!
Latched Up by The Methy Definer February 1, 2017

Latched onto

The student latched onto the teacher because the student thought the teacher was interesting.

The freshman athlete latched onto the senior athlete in an attempt to improve. The girl latched onto the guy because she was attracted to him.

The beggar latched onto the rich guy to try and get money.

The model latched onto the celebrity to try and be famous.

The baby monkey latched onto its mom to avoid falling.

The evil person latched onto the strong good person to weaken then.
The drowning guy latched onto the floating driftwood to avoid drowning. The husband and wife latched onto each other because they were in love.
The student latched onto the teacher because the student thought the teacher was interesting.

The freshman athlete latched onto the senior athlete in an attempt to improve. The girl latched onto the guy because she was attracted to him.

The beggar latched onto the rich guy to try and get money.

The model latched onto the celebrity to try and be famous.

The baby monkey latched onto its mom to avoid falling.

The evil person latched onto the strong good person to weaken then.
The drowning guy latched onto the floating driftwood to avoid drowning. The husband and wife latched onto each other because they were in love.
Latched onto by WanderingLearner March 27, 2024

latchelor 

A bachelor looking to latch onto a female to be his wife. Latchelors are often in the final stages of bachelorhood.
Bro #1: I'm gonna get my smoke. My stock is rising, and I'm over dating. I'm ready to latch onto a female.
Bro #2: Bro, you're now a latchelor. Congrats.
latchelor by Sawsbaws July 31, 2022
latchet is a word that can be used to define or describe anything that is a compartment or can be used for storage... so it pretty much can mean just about anything...
Here put my glasses in the latchet.

Dude I just got done screwing a chick in her latchet.
latchet by DaRealMan June 30, 2009
A Latcher is someone who "latches" onto you and forms an unhealthy attachment towards you OR sucks you dry physically and emotionally. They then proceed to move on , meanwhile you're left mentally exhausted.
"Gurrrl..JUSTIN was *such* a latcher!! Dodged a bullet on that one!"

"Quit bitching about your problems to me. I got my own to deal with. Quit being a latcher!"
Latcher by SugarT August 8, 2014
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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