A MMO ( Massive Multiplayer Online) gamer term used against another player who totally raped them in pvp. It is basically used to accuse the better player of cheating as an explaination of why you got pawned so hard.

Ipawnzall says " Wtf ! That dude 3 shotted me , he must be a speedhacker, im reporting him "

Trailron replies "stfu with the speedhacking shit , you just got your ass pawned nub lawl"

Speedhacker by Omegastrike August 15, 2010

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speedwick

A girl who wears tight leggings because she knows that she has a nice ass

OMG look at that girl, she's such a speedwick

speedwick by sjskitl January 4, 2017

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speedhack

A Speedhack is a single program or a codestring packed into a multihack. It makes you move and attack faster. BUT: You need a fast Processor to get decent running/attacking speeds because the speeding depends on how fast your CPU is and it isn't helpful in Singleplayer games, because everything (enemies) gets faster.

Speedhacks are commomly used in counterstrike to piss tarded CS players off. Those hacks are very rare in other games.

If this hack is combined with an aimbot, it's the ultimate solution to ruin the average cs nerd's fun, ergo his complete life.

"STOP TEH HAXX!!!111"
-average CS nerd

speedhack by Happy Negro May 1, 2005

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Speedcock.net

The speediest social networking site.

Hey Bro, I need to update my status on speedcock.net!

Speedcock.net by rhino91494 September 15, 2011

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speedcock

Most effective in an academic or work situation, speedcock begins when the victim leaves a book or jotter open and leaves it unattended. The objective is to draw as many cocks as possible on the page before the victim returns.

*Scott turns and leaves the classroom*
*Joey turns immediately, opening a random page in his notepad and speedcocking that foo'*

speedcock by Jaybhoy July 2, 2008

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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