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spedish

n. The language spoken by speds.
adj. Characterized by a lack of intelligence. Idiotic, moronic, brainless
You're speaking spedish.
Sorry, I was having a spedish moment.
by Sred ni Vashtar March 17, 2007
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Spedish

1. A person who is somewhat special ed, but at the same time isnt.

2. A person who has a fetish for special people.
Wow, that guy over there looks spedish.

Did you hear about Derrick and his spedish feelings?
by FC 95 May 30, 2011
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swedish boy knee attack

A fearsome attack done on an opponent's knees by stabbing them. Used by well known swedish boy PewDiePie.
Chad: Ha! Got your nose!
Brad: Give it back or else!
Chad: Bet.
Brad: SWEDISH BOY KNEE ATTACK AAAAHHH *stab
by PHINEASJWHOOPY December 19, 2018
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Swedish Smugness

The Swedes' uncanny ability to turn every conversation into "Our socialist way of life is better than yours because..."
Joe: "I have a toothache."

Magnus, seizing the opportunity to spread some Swedish smugness: "In Sweden, we get free preventative dentist coverage so we never get toothaches. That's why we pay 70% in taxes."
by JeezIsThisNameTaken June 5, 2014
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Swedish Grapefruit

When you're titty fucking your hoe at your local Swedish big box furniture outlet in the 700 square foot apartment and squirt your man pulp on her mouth and she puts up a sour face. Then she loves you like she's got Stockholm syndrome.
I was shopping at my local Swedish big box furniture outlet with Georgette and we saw a bed and she asked me to give her a Swedish grapefruit.
by Mdogshizzle69 October 27, 2018
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Swedish Pickle-juice

The accumulation of sexually excreted fluids during intercourse that creates a mixture thats pungent taste reminds the receiver of pickle juice.
Juan: Gabriella, I still taste that swedish pickle-juice from that alabama hotpocket last night.
by asianpeoplemeet.com May 12, 2016
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Swedish breeze

Farting under the blanket then wafting the wind of doom into face of bed mate.
Dude I totes gave Meegan a Swedish breeze of epic proportions last night. Smelled like shrimp chili and fear.
by SLyMcGillicudy May 27, 2015
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