smeached

To ejaculate in ones ear canal

When she said "do anything you want" the asshole smeached her and now she has swimmers ear

by Leothaturd February 13, 2015

smeach

When your cock gets caught in your zip it results in a scream and whimper at the same time.

Did you hear that bloke smeach

Yeah. He caught his banjo string in his zip cos he's pissed

by Linebacker589 December 17, 2016