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God shes such a spbich
spbich by josh4131997 July 19, 2011
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sprich deutsch du hurensohn 

A phrase used by germans with Ehre
Where is the next train station?

sprich deutsch du hurensohn

Sprich Deutsch du Hurensohn 

It is a sentence in german that means you should for fuck sake speak german
Telephone:
Person A: hallo ist da jemand
Person B: Sorry we only speak English could you please repeat that?
Person A: Sprich Deutsch du Hurensohn

Sprich Deutsch du Hurensohn 

Sprich deutsch du Hurensohn is a common sentence used by german people when someone doesnt speak german to them, it means „Speak german you son of a bitch“
Person 1: *explains something*
Person 2 (German): Sprich Deutsch du Hurensohn
Person 1: i dont speak german sorry
Person 2: Sprich Deutsch du Hurensohn
To ejaculate or to cum. Formal. Derived from Hebrew
I speiched all over Yaffa's face as she cooked me brisket.
speich by Gooisgoo October 25, 2007
One who posseses amazing ninja skills, has amazing hair, and is meant to fall deep in love with Jazmine.
Wow hes definetly a spicher
Spicher by TazzTeen November 6, 2011
When ur friend is Spanish and speaks it and u don’t wanna say bitch just call him a spich
spich by Tyb.rayy October 15, 2019
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