spaztec 

A guy who wears Aztec all the time and is probably called James or something equally shit.

"Hey look, he's wearing Aztec AGAIN!"
"Yeah, I saw. What an absolute spaztec wanker"

spaztec by spaztecwanker November 30, 2016

spaztec 

unpolite way of calling a mexican a spaz, this is also a combination of spaz + aztec

Luke: i went on vacation to mexico, i saw some guy acting all crazy, he was writing the antient language on his ass
Ken: really? was he a spaztec?
Luke: dude, thats not funny...

spaztec by Downtown wtf January 3, 2009

Snaztec 

Snazzy Aztec patterns -colourful geometric Aztec fashion print.

Fiona: "I love that snaztec print dress"

Snaztec by Finoa May 3, 2013

spamtec 

spamtec is the nerdiest yet conversely the most gangster geek rap group in the history of the world. they have many hit songs on the internet that deal with many topics ranging from irc to spam to hacking the gibson. spamtec is the holy triumverate of ytcracker, phlow, and egod.

"stc is the greatest"
"spamtec dot com yall"
"ytcracker dot com has that hot fiyah spamtec shit ya dig"

spamtec by ytcracker April 6, 2005

Spaztictacular 

Spaztictacular > Spastic

Someone who is Spaztictacular is someone who is likley to have an ulcer within the next year due to the fact that they are so stressed out about things like work or school.

Dude, you are spaztictacular.

Spaztictacular by Charley June 14, 2004

spaztacular

Like spectacular but with implied sarcasm.

"Jamie, Granny sent you hand knitted undies again for xmas!"
"gee mum, thats spaztacular..."

spaztacular by RoxyStarr August 5, 2005

Spazticated orangutan 

An insult to a fat person with body weight that rivals that of an blue whale (fat retard). They refuse to do any physical activities what so ever and usually end up lying on the floor like a spazticated orangutan - hence the insult.

Guy - Haha! Your a Spazticated orangutan!

Spazticated orangutan by The Koaladude September 11, 2005