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A guy who wears Aztec all the time and is probably called James or something equally shit.
"Hey look, he's wearing Aztec AGAIN!"
"Yeah, I saw. What an absolute spaztec wanker"
spaztec by spaztecwanker November 30, 2016
Words you can keep
unpolite way of calling a mexican a spaz, this is also a combination of spaz + aztec
Luke: i went on vacation to mexico, i saw some guy acting all crazy, he was writing the antient language on his ass
Ken: really? was he a spaztec?
Luke: dude, thats not funny...

spaztec by Downtown wtf January 3, 2009
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Snazzy Aztec patterns -colourful geometric Aztec fashion print.
Fiona: "I love that snaztec print dress"
Snaztec by Finoa May 3, 2013
spamtec is the nerdiest yet conversely the most gangster geek rap group in the history of the world. they have many hit songs on the internet that deal with many topics ranging from irc to spam to hacking the gibson. spamtec is the holy triumverate of ytcracker, phlow, and egod.
"stc is the greatest"
"spamtec dot com yall"
"ytcracker dot com has that hot fiyah spamtec shit ya dig"
spamtec by ytcracker April 6, 2005

Spaztictacular 

Spaztictacular > Spastic

Someone who is Spaztictacular is someone who is likley to have an ulcer within the next year due to the fact that they are so stressed out about things like work or school.
Dude, you are spaztictacular.
Spaztictacular by Charley June 14, 2004

spaztacular

Like spectacular but with implied sarcasm.
"Jamie, Granny sent you hand knitted undies again for xmas!"
"gee mum, thats spaztacular..."
spaztacular by RoxyStarr August 5, 2005

Spazticated orangutan 

An insult to a fat person with body weight that rivals that of an blue whale (fat retard). They refuse to do any physical activities what so ever and usually end up lying on the floor like a spazticated orangutan - hence the insult.
Guy - Haha! Your a Spazticated orangutan!
Spazticated orangutan by The Koaladude September 11, 2005
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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