spaztek

A spaztek is essentially an energetic yet obscure individual who embodies the traits defined by the root word 'spaz'.

Quit being such a spaztek, you dirty ghoul-monger, before I feed you to mutant buffalos!

by Eskimo Joe November 7, 2005

spaztec

A guy who wears Aztec all the time and is probably called James or something equally shit.

"Hey look, he's wearing Aztec AGAIN!"
"Yeah, I saw. What an absolute spaztec wanker"

by spaztecwanker November 30, 2016

Spazeek

to simply feel as if you are in the exact state of mind of witch u wish to always be in

The perfect state of mind

Zoe ~ “how do u feel after those 17 blunts”
Dylan ~ “ i feel fucking Spazeek

by Dabasoarous August 4, 2018

SPAZTIK

WHEN SOME RETARD SPAZZES OUT

UNWOCK IS ONE SPAZTIK MOTHER F*****

by MOONY BOY October 3, 2018

Spaztexting

You write something, that doesn't make sense, and yet still send it because you found it funny.

Or you write something that does make sense, but your phone auto-corrects it into something ridiculous.

Yeah am gonna Kick you up and down baby - spaztexting

by Danialson February 3, 2010

spaztec

unpolite way of calling a mexican a spaz, this is also a combination of spaz + aztec

Luke: i went on vacation to mexico, i saw some guy acting all crazy, he was writing the antient language on his ass
Ken: really? was he a spaztec?
Luke: dude, thats not funny...

by Downtown wtf January 3, 2009