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splatulence
v. - to accidentally and unintentionally defecate while expelling intestinal gas from the anus.
v. - to flatulate in combination with an emphatic splat caused by the additional excrement of fecal matter.
n. - a combination of flatus and feces expelled through the anus.
n. - an experience of an unintended evacuation of the bowel of a fluid nature during the act of flatulence.
(blend of splat and flatulence)
v. - to flatulate in combination with an emphatic splat caused by the additional excrement of fecal matter.
n. - a combination of flatus and feces expelled through the anus.
n. - an experience of an unintended evacuation of the bowel of a fluid nature during the act of flatulence.
(blend of splat and flatulence)
1. Certain kinds of food have been known to cause/result in splatulence if a bathroom is not nearby.
2. I ran and ran and ran, but I didn't make it in time and I splatulated all over my pants!
2. I ran and ran and ran, but I didn't make it in time and I splatulated all over my pants!
splatulence by Lizzy Rosenshine December 29, 2007
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"Who needs to buy a spatula? I'll just give'em a bad case of spatulence."
"Sorry guys, I can't go out tonight. I have severe, severe, severe spatulence."
"Sorry guys, I can't go out tonight. I have severe, severe, severe spatulence."
spatulence by Wong's Dongs February 15, 2010
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Fleg
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.