spats

A couple of retards or annoying people. Or just plain stupid people.

Person 1:Dude Kelly and George were sticking their tongues out making duck noises yesterday.
Person 2: Wow, what spats.

Person 2:HAHA OMG GUESS WHAT! GUESS WHAT! GUESS WHAT! OMG! OMG! OMG! GUESS WHAT! YOULL NEVER GUES! OM-
Person 1:Spat.

by LaurenL April 5, 2007

Spats

The rich person equivalent of socks with sandals.

"Lose the spats, you look like Scrooge McDuck."

by TheLengendaryBlackBeastOfAaagh September 25, 2018

Spats

Also known as bike shorts or cycling shorts, spats are a modern pair of tight-fitting shorts made from stretchy material, typically a mix of nylon and spandex. They are designed as athletic wear for physical activities like sports and exercise. Spats are unisex garments, although you'll find that more women than men wear them because their sleek and form-fitting nature accentuates the curves around their bottoms. There are different colours available, but the most common is black, and the shorts can be either solid or shiny depending on the material used. Spats are popular with girls who are either physically active or have a tomboyish sense of fashion.

Spats can also alternatively be worn as panties by wearing them without underwear underneath, and then worn with either a skirt or another pair of shorts over them. In media such as anime and video games, they are used as a way to skirt around the problem of unwanted panty shots which is especially prevalent in female characters who frequently perform high kicks in fight scenes. However, there is a sizeable group of people who find black spandex shorts more arousing than your standard pantsu, thus ironically defeating the point of such modest garments similar to the way people find pantyhose sexy.

While the two are similar, spats should not be confused with booty shorts, which sometimes come in loose variants. Also not to be confused with the short form of spatterdashes, a type of footwear accessory worn mostly by men

"If a girl is wearing spats without panties underneath and you see her spats, that technically counts as a panty shot! Are spats for sporty girls, or exhibitionists?!"
-- Flavor text for Speedy Sporty Spats , Yandere Simulator

by BreezeBender January 5, 2024

Fat Spats

The layer of fat which drapes from the ankle around the circumference of the foot. Derived from "spat", meaning a cloth or leather gaiter covering a shoe upper, fastened with a strap.
Akin to "cankle".

Allison knew that she had eaten too many pogos when she saw her fat spats in the mirror.

by Cankle Cops March 18, 2009

wanging spats

Massive saggy Breasts

Oih, you have wanging spats me love

by AndyRich February 25, 2005

stacking sats

The act of accumulating satoshis ("sats"), the penny of bitcoin over time. This term emphasizes that even really small accumulations of bitcoin are useful because of the value they will have in the future.

Stack sats, fuck bitches

Put at least 1% of your salary towards stacking sats. Your grandchildren will thank you from their mansions.

by kryptokaare April 28, 2019

Scatsicle

is closely related to a Fudgsicle, but has no fudge in it! It is made from ones poop and then frozen to a stick....

Dick: 'Wow this Fudgsicle taste like shit!"
Richard: "That's no Fudgsicle, its a Scatsicle..."

by jew jappy February 26, 2013