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Spats
Spats by TheLengendaryBlackBeastOfAaagh September 25, 2018
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Spats
Also known as bike shorts or cycling shorts, spats are a modern pair of tight-fitting shorts made from stretchy material, typically a mix of nylon and spandex. They are designed as athletic wear for physical activities like sports and exercise. Spats are unisex garments, although you'll find that more women than men wear them because their sleek and form-fitting nature accentuates the curves around their bottoms. There are different colours available, but the most common is black, and the shorts can be either solid or shiny depending on the material used. Spats are popular with girls who are either physically active or have a tomboyish sense of fashion.
Spats can also alternatively be worn as panties by wearing them without underwear underneath, and then worn with either a skirt or another pair of shorts over them. In media such as anime and video games, they are used as a way to skirt around the problem of unwanted panty shots which is especially prevalent in female characters who frequently perform high kicks in fight scenes. However, there is a sizeable group of people who find black spandex shorts more arousing than your standard pantsu, thus ironically defeating the point of such modest garments similar to the way people find pantyhose sexy.
While the two are similar, spats should not be confused with booty shorts, which sometimes come in loose variants. Also not to be confused with the short form of spatterdashes, a type of footwear accessory worn mostly by men
Spats can also alternatively be worn as panties by wearing them without underwear underneath, and then worn with either a skirt or another pair of shorts over them. In media such as anime and video games, they are used as a way to skirt around the problem of unwanted panty shots which is especially prevalent in female characters who frequently perform high kicks in fight scenes. However, there is a sizeable group of people who find black spandex shorts more arousing than your standard pantsu, thus ironically defeating the point of such modest garments similar to the way people find pantyhose sexy.
While the two are similar, spats should not be confused with booty shorts, which sometimes come in loose variants. Also not to be confused with the short form of spatterdashes, a type of footwear accessory worn mostly by men
"If a girl is wearing spats without panties underneath and you see her spats, that technically counts as a panty shot! Are spats for sporty girls, or exhibitionists?!"
-- Flavor text for Speedy Sporty Spats , Yandere Simulator
-- Flavor text for Speedy Sporty Spats , Yandere Simulator
Spats by BreezeBender January 5, 2024
Fat Spats
The layer of fat which drapes from the ankle around the circumference of the foot. Derived from "spat", meaning a cloth or leather gaiter covering a shoe upper, fastened with a strap.
Akin to "cankle".
Akin to "cankle".
Fat Spats by Cankle Cops March 18, 2009
wanging spats
wanging spats by AndyRich February 25, 2005
stacking sats
The act of accumulating satoshis ("sats"), the penny of bitcoin over time. This term emphasizes that even really small accumulations of bitcoin are useful because of the value they will have in the future.
Stack sats, fuck bitches
Put at least 1% of your salary towards stacking sats. Your grandchildren will thank you from their mansions.
Put at least 1% of your salary towards stacking sats. Your grandchildren will thank you from their mansions.
stacking sats by kryptokaare April 28, 2019
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