spataro 

A low-education, egotistical, narcissistic person that is not only easily manipulated to believe mistruths, but is used by people smarter than them to spread said mistruths and influence other low-education people. Often used as a bull horn to spread misinformation. They are well versed at orchestrating lies and manipulating unsuspecting low-education people, often at the request of their handlers. They tend to crave attention, bordering on a need of worship.

Don't be acting like a Spataro.

spataro by Evelyn Colman December 14, 2019

Alessandra Spataro 

A beautiful, intelligent, fantastic girl. Incredibly sweet, but stands up for herself when needed. A great friend and will be there for you forever. She is all around a wonderful girl.

Wow! You're amazing. Is your name Alessandra Spataro?

Alessandra Spataro by cookiem0nsterx33 April 20, 2011

spatafore 

When you are standing there, minding your own business, then someone hits you in the head with a golf club.

Person 1 - "Why is he in the hospital, what happened?"
Person 2 - "He was spatafored..."
Person 1 - "Those mutha F$#@ers!!!"

spatafore by Gern Blanstein December 19, 2006

spathroom 

When one cannot leave the spa to go to the bathroom, instead, using the spa (hot tub, jacuzzi or similar) as their own private bathroom.

Example 1. Hey Sean, great spa, though I gotta get out and pee, where is a towel?
Forget it Kev, this is a spathroom!!

Example 2. Hey Andy, I thought you didn't have a spa?
'Its OK, I haven't, just turning my regular bath into a spathroom.

spathroom by k&S reProductions April 10, 2009

spamtaro 

Spamtaro is a wonderful creation. Featuring on random websites on the internet in a Metal Gear Solid Spoof movie.

He kicks ass! And appears randomly, and just is generally awsome!

Its Spamtaro time >=)

*freakishly frightening wierd funny noise* *(^"&*5&_%(^£(%&EOY&*^_(*^+{()&*%

ROFL!!!

spamtaro by WaNkMaStA tEaPoT + Co. July 24, 2005

spatard 

a spatard:
a person or persons exhibiting behavior consistent with being both a spastic and a retard simultaneously.

slang for idiot,langer, fool, gobshite, eejit, spanner, wanker

the pub was full of spatards so i went home

spatard by annie cronin August 28, 2007

Spatroast

A Spatroast is a take on performing in a Spit roast or an Eiffel tower (if you do not know what those are look them up). In a Spatroast, instead of slapping palms with a bro like you would in an Eiffel tower while screwing a chick, a spatroast involves one guy and any amount of girls (preferably two or more) at the same time.

Basically this is a less homoerotic version of a spit roast. While the guy is screwing one chick, she is eating out another. If there are more than two girls there... the chain just keeps going. Okright! So go have one! Also remember to say Spatroast in a hick accent while performing.

Spatroast by Brendo Starr March 30, 2009