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spasticle

A combination of spastic and spectacle; when one lets a particular genre of music dictate the way they dress, especially when their dress sense is horribly mismatched already. The end result has them walking around in public making themselves look like a complete retard. Goths and Emo Kids are fine examples of spasticles.
I was walking around city centre today, and saw this guy with giant black platform shoes, black baggy pants with black bondage straps, black bomber jacket with bondage straps, chains hanging from his butt and piercings galore all over his face. What a spasticle!
by Druss December 12, 2008
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Scatsicle

is closely related to a Fudgsicle, but has no fudge in it! It is made from ones poop and then frozen to a stick....
Dick: 'Wow this Fudgsicle taste like shit!"
Richard: "That's no Fudgsicle, its a Scatsicle..."
by jew jappy February 26, 2013
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Cone spastic

A heavy marijuana user, since a common form of consumption is smoking via a cone through a bong.
"That guys stoned all the time, he's a real cone spastic"
by Tim Muirhead April 30, 2008
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cheeky spastic

A beverage made mainly from shorts. Generally has added vitamins in the way of foodstuffs such as sprouts. Named from the effect of drinking it combined with the phrase "Oh that's cheeky" and closely followed by temporary spastication. Also worth seeing the more modern variation, the Cheeky Saville
Colin had a cheeky spastic before crawling home and anally impregnating the gremlin.
by CleansweepBod November 21, 2014
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smarticle particles

The particles that make someone smart.
Did you know Sam made honor role?
Wow, she must have smarticle particles.
by llamaduckisasillygame February 27, 2013
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spastic jawline

A completely deformed jawline
shut up derek, you got a spastic jawline
by Jawlord January 30, 2017
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Sharticles

Articles that are a bit on the poo side, like when you're reading a newspaper and you think "Why is this news?"
Barry: "Poo buses set to take over Bristol."

Ashens: "You're putting the shart in sharticles."
by the hue bearer July 30, 2016
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