spastication 

when someone does or makes something completely retarded with no explanation to what just happened and leaves you re evaluating your life

that was complete spastication i am confused

spastication by twkwsaal May 12, 2018

Spastication 

The pinnacle of enjoyment.

I laughed so hard i reached a state of complete spastication

I spasticated to completion

Spastication by Arm_bar_ April 20, 2020

Spastification

The art of acting spasticly.

Someone who acts like a knob for the sake of it, i.e known as a retard or "spastic". Their level of "spastic-ness" will reach new heights, as they obtain the art of spastification.

Man 1: Jesus, what the fuck is that guy even doing?!
Man 2: I dunno man, he's acting like a proper spastic.
Man 1: That's spastification at its damn finest.

Spastification by GiggleTits April 26, 2013

Spasticating 

Spasticating was first used from a not well known author called Crosta_ta. It is an adjective used when someone is faking to have a seizure to make your friends laugh.

Hey look “Bomber Bhat” is spasticating, hahahahaha he is funny

Spasticating by Thotdestroyer24 December 2, 2018

Swastikation 

The art of daubing a swastika on something or someone.

I swastikated the desk

Swastikation by Chris Pye February 18, 2005

spasticulation 

Random hand gestures and arm movements that affect epileptics, or some people with brain damage. Laughing is cruel, wrong and oh so hard to resist...

The involuntary spasticulation of the spaz caused a spasm of guilty mirth.

spasticulation by Et tu, Spongebob? January 5, 2009

Shlastication

Is where u cut the end of your knob and attempt a cannonball but instead prod the blood onto your forehead creating a bindi from your knob blood.

How do u think Indians get their bindis.

Shlastication by Conholio February 4, 2003