Conholio's definitions

Shlastication

Is where u cut the end of your knob and attempt a cannonball but instead prod the blood onto your forehead creating a bindi from your knob blood.

How do u think Indians get their bindis.

by Conholio February 4, 2003

Schlastification

Peeing on a woman and then boneing her dry until she begins to get blisters.

I am going to schlastificate U.

by Conholio February 13, 2003