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spanky wank 

When a man spanks himself as he masturbates
Did you hear about jim trying the spanky wank? He said he couldn't sit for a week.
spanky wank by dievfksi October 10, 2016
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Stanky Wank 

When you shit on a dude's dick and then wank him off gettin the smell everywhere.
That bitch smells like she just gave a Stanky Wank.
Stanky Wank by Stenkmeister December 17, 2009

spanky wanka 

A spanky wanka is a British person whom always spanks his wanker. (Jerks off constantly)
Jon: hey you wanna go hang out with Pedro?
Mike: Not that Spanky Wanka
spanky wanka by bigmike510 December 20, 2014

Swanky Wank 

the act of renting a nice hotel room for you and your lady then she doesnt show.....so you are forced into masturbating.
this bitch didnt show so i had to tap myself into a swanky wank.
Swanky Wank by greg March 28, 2004

Spank-Wank 

A sad, masturbating, perv who tries to touch every ass he possibly can for pleasure even though he knows he will fail miserably. spanker wanker spank wank perv
1) This total Spank-Wank tried to feel me up at the station I totally cracket his bloody nut!
2) I know it's creepy but Spank-Wanks actually turn me on!
Spank-Wank by Waztum October 27, 2008

spanky wanka 

A spanky wanka is a British person whom always spanks his wanker. (Jerks off constantly)
Jon: hey you wanna go hang out with Pedro?
Mike: Not that Spanky Wanka
spanky wanka by bigmike510 December 20, 2014

Spanky Wanky 

When you ejaculate on your partners bum cheek and then slap it as hard as possible to watch it fly everywhere.
Do you want to come upstairs for a Spanky Wanky. I hope it gets messy!
Spanky Wanky by Davo375932 February 2, 2021
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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TikTok Farlands

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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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mormon assault vehicle

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"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026
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Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
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