spamus 

Samus Aran, the main character of the Metroid series. The term was coined by vipers_rage when talking about a missile spamming Samus in Super Smash Brothers Melee.

As the Samus player spams missiles:
"FUCKING SHIT! SPAMUS IS IMBA."

spamus by Icelement January 13, 2008

samus aran 

Samus Aran is the female bounty hunter who stars in the Metroid video game series. She uses a special power suit which has various awesome abilities.

She has appeared in the following games:
Metroid - NES
Metroid II: The Return of Samus - GB
Super Metroid - SNES
Super Mario RPG - SNES (cameo)
Kirby Super Stars - SNES (cameo)
Kirby's Dreamland 3 - SNES (cameo)
Super Smash Brothers - N64
Super Smah Brothers Melee - GC
Metroid Prime - GC
Metroid Fusion - GBA
Metroid Zero Mission - GBA

Samus Aran is a blonde who kicks ass.

samus aran by TheJEnigma March 23, 2004

spamsplosion 

What happens when your spam filter stops working and you catch it hours later. You received over a 100 e-mails of spam and mail delivery failures in your inbox. This will sometimes also happen during patching of Ironmail IronPort, Barracuda, ProofPoint and BorderWare to all corporate users (if you don’t turn off your relay before the patch)

dude someone screwed up the Ironmail again I just had a spamsplosion.. do you need any Cialis emails... I got plenty.

spamsplosion by Bill Wierzbowski April 7, 2008

Samus 

1)n. a popular video game character, starring in all "metroid" games, including "prime, echoes, and echoes 2". Earlier games left players wondering what this warriors gender was, but it is now apparent that samus is a female.
2)n. (slang), a term coinned by a few guys, that after playing the first Smash Brother's video game for N64, realized that once shot by a "ray gun" appeared naked on the screen. The name "samus" has since been used to describe several sexual implements used for gratification, including a pickle covered in foil, a big fluffy stuffed bunny w/ pleasure hole, a clown doll, and also used as a joke in referance to hot video game characters.

Guy 1:Rytas!!!! You queer, you banged Samus HOW many times?!?!?

Guy 2:Ummmm..... I couldn't resist, she's so much fun!

Guy 1:Dude, its a stuffed animal, go get a real chick!

Samus by Fire Arr0w22 June 1, 2007

Samus 

The female hero from Metroid.

dood, samus is a babe

Samus by poobert October 16, 2003

samus 

Best damn video game character in one of the best damn video game series. Samus was the first female hero in a video game, and can kick some serious amounts of ass. She is infused with Chozo blood, and is equipped with a power suit developed by the Chozo race. It's technology is far beyond ours and even the Space Pirates. Her past is very mysterious.
Is known to have defeated the Mother Brain and her empire.
She also works for the Galactic Federation, and will be appearing next month in the upcoming game, Metroid Prime 2: Echoes.
Full Name: Samus Aran

I am in love with Samus!

samus by Drakor October 9, 2004

Spamish

The vernacular used by spammers when populating other people's blogs with pointless comments attempting to sell the spammer's unrelated product or service.

Usually evidently translated from a different language.

eg 'Your post great is! I consider the progenity related to the outcome. Penis enlargement tablets lol! :)'

Oh, i've got a new comment on the blog. Oh.....it's in Spamish.

Spamish by Reverend Frog March 30, 2011