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Some people believe the bible is the word of God and that you shouldn't believe any Man because we are fundamentally flawed. The thing these people don't realize is that Man wrote the bible. No, God did not TELL them what to write. Some people thought of some great ways to control people so they constructed this bible and made a MYTH about how this GOD told them to write this bullshit about the world and what you should do.
the bible is not something you should worship. It is a work of fiction written by man.
Would you worship Of Men and Mice?
the bible is not something you should worship. It is a work of fiction written by man.
Would you worship Of Men and Mice?
ooo the bible! if you dont read it and dont believe in god you are going to HELL FOR ALL ETERNITY WITH NO POSSIBILITY OF REDEMTION!!! I will pray for you!!
"no thanks."
"no thanks."
by thejenigma July 15, 2005
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Get the for the farm mug.1. An exclamation used as a form of agreement.
2. An exclamation used as a form of contentment.
3. Also used as a greeting.
2. An exclamation used as a form of contentment.
3. Also used as a greeting.
"Dude, that is one hot chick!"
- "Werd."
(Half-naked women dance on stage)
" *sigh* Werd..."
"Werd, dog! What up?"
- "Nothin' much"
- "Werd."
(Half-naked women dance on stage)
" *sigh* Werd..."
"Werd, dog! What up?"
- "Nothin' much"
by TheJEnigma February 24, 2004
Get the werd mug.An extemely shortened version of "fuck them."
Used as a derogatory term expressing hateful feelings.
Also used as "ignore them".
Used as a derogatory term expressing hateful feelings.
Also used as "ignore them".
"Dude, those bitches just flipped us off!"
"Let's fukm up."
"Dude, they ditched us for the movie."
"Whatever, fukm."
"Let's fukm up."
"Dude, they ditched us for the movie."
"Whatever, fukm."
by TheJEnigma February 24, 2004
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1) Being moral for someone else
This first example would be like someone doing everything the Christian Church says to do just because everyone thinks the church is always right.
2) Being moral for oneself
The second example would be like someone doing what the believe is right. They would not do this thing for any reason other than they know for themselves that it is right.
Being moral does not mean a person is automatically a "wussy" or mean that they are in charities. It means only that when they are pressed to do the right thing, they do.
1) Being moral for someone else
This first example would be like someone doing everything the Christian Church says to do just because everyone thinks the church is always right.
2) Being moral for oneself
The second example would be like someone doing what the believe is right. They would not do this thing for any reason other than they know for themselves that it is right.
Being moral does not mean a person is automatically a "wussy" or mean that they are in charities. It means only that when they are pressed to do the right thing, they do.
1) Jesus says to love my neighbor. Even though he is a murdurous pedaphile, I will be nice to him.
2) I turned in the murdurous pedaphile that lives next door because it was the right thing to do.
2) I turned in the murdurous pedaphile that lives next door because it was the right thing to do.
by TheJEnigma March 23, 2004
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