spamspike

Any time the spammers use a new vulnerability to generate spam in large quantities. ( usually right after M$ announces a patch for outlook) or any time someone turns up the spambots

Dude our Sonic Wall if going off the hook, Must be a spamspike.

by Bill Wierzbowski April 7, 2008

Spampire

A combination of the words "spam" and "vampire" used for describing marketers, particularly telemarketers (voice spam), spammers (e-spam), door-to-door sales persons/solicitors (direct spam) and anyone who adds your e-mail to their e-news letter or blog without your consent (more e-spam) such as "life-style coaches" and "business" consultants. The term is applied appropriately to anyone who is performing the life sucking annoyance of sending you unwanted voice mail, spam, knocking on your door to get you to buy or sign something or otherwise accosting you on the street with a clipboard. Unlike vampires, they are usually resistant to garlic, holy water and the cross. However, just like vampires, a good sturdy wooden stake through the heart should dispatch them forever. Girlscouts fall into this category when perched in front of grocery stores hawking cookies.

Sorry I was late, the spampires were out in full annoyance today and I could barely answer my phone, email, or go anywhere without tripping over one.

by Whodang October 25, 2012

Spamshiner

The title most popularly associated with a man who slaughters pigs out of choice, although it can be used to refer to a recently appeared class of philosopher.

"Hey Keith, i think I've just discovered the meaning of everybody's eschatological and interpersonal relationships in a way that, unlike my previous attempts at uncovering this mystery, doesn't relate back to the world of herpetology."

"Bugger off, Winston. Them real spamshiners'll never believe yuh."

by IronicallyinWiltshire August 20, 2008

sparspine

The sparspine is a creatur of fure and squish. They are imaginary for the most part and not related to rodents. Sparspines are seldomly seen, but known to be happy. They have a huge admiration for bubbles and spend a lot of their time procuring and playing with bubbles. Sparspines eat cookies and only few cases have been reported where one ate a cake. In these cases it was supposed the sparspine was confusing the cake for a big and soft cookie.

oh look there is a sparspine eating a cookie.

by mr. sloth February 4, 2010

spampire

A special type of vampire which will bite lumps of spam and drain it of it's fluids. It is afraid of Charlie naked as are all living things.

The spampire ate the spam.

by Carpman July 3, 2003

Spamdike

A Lesbian Internet Troll / One who pretends to be a lesbian while trolling the net.

"Like OMG did you see wat user Lezzy1980 said in the forums...shes such a spamdike.

by Omni Grip March 4, 2011

Spamlikealson

A dumb spam account with almost no meaning whatsoever. The kid couldn’t even come up with a decent name.

@spamlikealson should delete his account because nobody cares about it.

by Spam like alson November 14, 2017