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sakowski 

When you dip your balls in maple syrup and teabag your waffles to transfer it.
Hey Aaron, will you come Sakowski this waffle? It's too dry.
sakowski by DairyFuehrer9001 December 21, 2016
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a fusion of the terms spa and jakol (see definition), which refers to the so-called "special services" that one could avail of in certain establishments that have it. the service that the spa renders differ in each establishment.
Maganda pala dun sa *insert name of spa here*, pwede kang magpa-spakol sa kanila. Mura lang.
spakol by joemillan October 15, 2010
Abbreviation of spastic.

Used as an insult.

Used to describe someone who is mad.
"I think your a fucking spako."

"Oh shit! Hes gone spako!"
spako by DirtyHead February 15, 2004

Dirty John Szpakowski 

Getting gang banged in the ass by a dozen gay midgets.
John requested a Dirty John Szpakowski because he likes gay butt sex.
Dirty John Szpakowski by mac November 12, 2004
A shortened word for spastic
Hey, i think your a right spako, go hang around with the other spako's.
Spako by psyco jello September 11, 2006

Spakooza 

To jack-off in public view esp. in class, at work, or at a restaurant. No matter what the circumstance, the person will jack-off because he isn't embarrassed or isn't aware of his surroundings.
Just a few days ago a pothead pulled a spakooza in Health class. He ended up being expelled from school.
Spakooza by TMZ June 11, 2006
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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