Skip to main content

sakowski 

When you dip your balls in maple syrup and teabag your waffles to transfer it.
Hey Aaron, will you come Sakowski this waffle? It's too dry.
sakowski by DairyFuehrer9001 December 21, 2016
Related Words
a fusion of the terms spa and jakol (see definition), which refers to the so-called "special services" that one could avail of in certain establishments that have it. the service that the spa renders differ in each establishment.
Maganda pala dun sa *insert name of spa here*, pwede kang magpa-spakol sa kanila. Mura lang.
spakol by joemillan October 15, 2010
Abbreviation of spastic.

Used as an insult.

Used to describe someone who is mad.
"I think your a fucking spako."

"Oh shit! Hes gone spako!"
spako by DirtyHead February 15, 2004

Dirty John Szpakowski 

Getting gang banged in the ass by a dozen gay midgets.
John requested a Dirty John Szpakowski because he likes gay butt sex.
Dirty John Szpakowski by mac November 12, 2004
A shortened word for spastic
Hey, i think your a right spako, go hang around with the other spako's.
Spako by psyco jello September 11, 2006

Spakooza 

To jack-off in public view esp. in class, at work, or at a restaurant. No matter what the circumstance, the person will jack-off because he isn't embarrassed or isn't aware of his surroundings.
Just a few days ago a pothead pulled a spakooza in Health class. He ended up being expelled from school.
Spakooza by TMZ June 11, 2006