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sparow by catarinatbranco May 13, 2022
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Jack Sparrow Drunk
Drinking alcohol nonstop, never sobering up, and still accomplishing things most people can’t manage to do sober.
I can’t believe he robbed a bank, stole a corvette, and evaded the police after a high speed chase, all while swigging from a few fifths of everclear. That man sure was Jack Sparrow drunk.
Jack Sparrow Drunk by Pannoman2000 September 7, 2006
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Jack Sparrow
Brilliant pirate, captain of the black pearl and a good man!
Sexiest man on the planet
Other keywords:funny, hot, smart, drunk, cool, cunning, flamboyant, insane
And lets not forget his eyeliner!
Sexiest man on the planet
Other keywords:funny, hot, smart, drunk, cool, cunning, flamboyant, insane
And lets not forget his eyeliner!
*slap* Not sure I deserved that
*slap* I may have deserved that
*slap* That one I deserved
But why is the rum gone?
Me, I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest, honestly, it's the honest ones you want to watch out for
Now bring me that horizon
*slap* I may have deserved that
*slap* That one I deserved
But why is the rum gone?
Me, I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest, honestly, it's the honest ones you want to watch out for
Now bring me that horizon
Jack Sparrow by Jack's pirate girl February 1, 2004
Sparrowing
When you think a clean glass door or window is open and you fly into it like a sparrow would a glass window. Leaving you slightly dozy until you shake off the embarrassment.
Sparrowing by Vaughanonymous` April 1, 2013
Captain Jack Sparrow
The classiest pirate out there and the baddest bad ass you've ever come across. While being completely insane, he's got the looks, the charm and his own ship... not to mention dreads and gold teeth. What more could you possibly ask for??? Oh, a great personality? Yeah, he's got that too.
"But why is the rum gone?!"
"But why is the rum gone?!"
Captain Jack Sparrow by Scarlet Sparrow September 16, 2008