Spaffer

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A Spaffer: absolute moron
Someone who gets on your nerves

“Oil you”

“Piss of spaffer”

Spaffer by CJ_XXXrayXXX October 3, 2018

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Spaffers

A pair of tits perfect for a big load of cum

I’m going to cover your spaffers in cum

Spaffers by Muckyfingers82 August 13, 2021

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swafferdonk

Duped, Out played, Tricked, Out Smarted

Guy 1: So he tried to get you to buy some fake ass Jordans?

Guy 2: Yeah he was trying to swafferdonk me

swafferdonk by Swirvithan L'Gooding-Splatt November 18, 2013

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Saffers

Natives of South Africa (mainly used in the UK).
Based on the abbreviation for South Africa as SAf.

Come to our BBQ, there will be lots of Ozzies, Kiwis and Saffers there!

Saffers by Mike O'Donnell November 4, 2007

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Saffervescence

A slang derivative of effervescence. The term is used to describe the awesomeness given off by one, and only one, interaction designer extraordinaire. It is a feeling hard to describe, but you know it when you are in its presence; there is a certain "rarefied vocational air".

He walked into the room and saffervescence filled all of the available space. The air felt electric.

Saffervescence by Dan Harrelson March 12, 2008

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spaffords

Noun; The crumbs and small broken pieces frequently found in the bottom of a bag of snacks like chips.

The store did such a poor job bagging my groceries, by the time I got home there was nothing left in my bag of tortilla chips but spaffords.

spaffords by OhioSM September 30, 2023

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spaffed

when someone cums somewhere

I spaffed when this fit bird gave me head

spaffed by Smelting June 1, 2006

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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