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Saccology 

The art of refusing to be broke!
Hey there! We gotta join the Saccology community!
Saccology by ngeshlew August 23, 2019

Spankology 

The study of spanking, commonly taught at the Spankers spanking college of spankology
Person A:Wow person B how are you so good at spanking
Person B:Oh i studied Spankology at spankers spanking college of spankology
Person A:Wow i wish i went there

Shakeology 

Shakeology

A multivitamin, dehydrated grass clippings and a choice of either chocolate, strawberry or 'greenberry' sweetener blended together, put into bags and purchased by P90X-Sheep & overweight housewives for $150 a bag hoping that it's magical.

If you buy Shakeology you are instantly classed a moron.
Carl Daikeler (CEO of Beachbody, the company that sells Shakeology): Buy Shakeology today for only $5000 for a 30-day supply. If you don't want to buy it i'll just get my army of Beachbody coaches to talk negatively about you on their poorly SEO'd websites. Now buy all my products you dimwitted assholes or you'll become fat and die by next Christmas.

Anybody with vague knowledge of nutrition: Bro you could just buy a multivitamin for like $3 instead of wasting your money on a liquid form multivitamin pumped full of non-existance berry extracts and dried out lawn trimmings from the four corners of the world.
Shakeology by TonyHerton August 16, 2012

Sackology 

When you don't know what your major is so when someone asks you, you respond with "sackology" and spontaneously whip out your sack
Random person, "Hey dude what are you majoring in, in school?
You, "oh this new thing called SACKOLOGY" (whips out sack)
Sackology by Finna McFinnafinna December 23, 2015

Snackology 

Ancient Greek: -λογία

Medieval Latin: -logia
French: -logie

-logy: A subject of study or interest; A branch of knowledge; A science.

Snackology:

The study of a small amount of food eaten between meals; the study of a light meal that is eaten in a hurry or in a casual manner; the study of eating a snack.
Who doesn’t love when the extensive R&D behind snackology has a direct correlation to the evolution of mankind, some naysayers may tout the workings of synchronicity but we all know: He-ith who snack-iths next levels to the nth level.
Snackology by ra ramses April 18, 2018

spazmology

The study of spastics using practcal approaches.
One takes on the form of a spastic in order to better understand their mind set.
Assuming the form of a spastic is also commonly used as a source of entertainment for others.
"Im a fully qualified Spazmologist"
(Usually spoken with dribble coming out of the mouth)