spacehopper

A large inflatable egg-shaped rubber ball with two integral handles at the narrow end. A means of transport popular in the 1970's.

I was bouncing around the garden like a spacehopper

by David Stockman April 15, 2003

Spacehopper

The art of penetrating ones own rectum with ones own faecal log that has been frozen to a solid state.
An "international spacehopper" is when one person's rectum has been penetrated by another's frozen faecal log.

Note: wrapping a spacehopper in a condom is optional.

Gareth: "Hey Greggson, I saw Lanky giving himself a spacehopper"
Greggson: "Again?!""

OR

Jamie: " Hey Damo, guess what I saw in Gareth's freezer"
Damo: "I don't know. Was it chocolate ice cream?"
Jamie: "No it was a spacehopper, I think he's about to get international with Lanky"

by aryalar December 16, 2013