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Space rock 

An individual who is slow; spacey, a little to happy, off the ball, picked last, generally oblivious
Pay attention space rock. That space rock has no idea what's going on.
Space rock by Spacerock33 June 20, 2017

Gay Space Rock

Rocks or 'Gems' that once came to take over Earth for themselves. They then grew heavily attracted to each other and were too busy doing the do to take Earth over any further.
Did you hear about Bird Mom quitting her job? Yeah, she's a total Gay Space Rock now.
Gay Space Rock by Bloopoolb June 5, 2016

Spice Rack Space Rock 

A micro-genre of psychedelic rock music that is influenced by many different eastern cultures.
Have you heard Popul Vuh, man? They're using all sorts of sitars, didgeridoos, and water drums. It's some real spice rack space rock
Spice Rack Space Rock by nuerdino February 18, 2013

We're on a rock in space

The perfect excuse to literally anything
Meant to symbolize "Nothing really matters"
Also makes you sound super fucking stupid
"Dude, are you sure you wanna eat all those ghost peppers?"

"We're on a rock in space."

Space Rocket

When one deficates in a condom, leaves the product in a freezer overnight and uses the next day for sexual penetration of ones significant other.
Neil Armstrong described his Space Rocket as a solid but smelly piece of equipment.
Space Rocket by aspace-girl February 1, 2009

blasting outer space rocket 

Adj: someone who is too stupid to know the correct use of the "Urban Dictionary"

Oh wait!

Your a blasting outer s
pace rocket!
Hey Billy what are you looking at!

Billy: The urban doc dictionary!

What word?

Billy: Blasting outer space rocket
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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