Definitions by DudeBroKowski

oncorhynchophobia

The fear of salmon, be it rational or irrational.

"Cody has oncorhynchophobia."

oncorhynchophobia by DudeBroKowski July 30, 2026

X Games Mode 

Doing something ludicrous. Whether it be an insane trick in sports, talking to your crush, or anything else you can think of that's unusual or just straight up insane. Be it good or bad.

"Dude, did you just get her snap?"

"Yeah, man! I'm on x games mode!"

X Games Mode by DudeBroKowski December 10, 2024

sloppy beef curtains

Slang for a woman's vagina, popularized by Avenged Sevenfold lead guitarist Synyster Gates.

M Shadows: "Like... like vagina?"

Synyster Gates: "Yeah! Like, sloppy beef curtains?"

sloppy beef curtains by DudeBroKowski November 30, 2024

what in the holy mother of christ on a bicycle 

A strenuous term one may exclaim when surprised, appalled, or confused; usually prompted by a supernatural event

"Dude, look! A ghost!"

"What in the holy mother of christ on a bicycle?"

what in the holy mother of christ on a bicycle by DudeBroKowski November 4, 2024

Will 

a manlet, usually between 4'11 and 5'5
doesn't understand math and has an ever-growing monster can tab collection

Person 1: "There goes Will"
Person 2: "Holy dick he's short"

Will by DudeBroKowski November 2, 2024

no talk me angy 

Fuck off, I'm mad

"Dude why aren't you texting me back?"
"no talk me angy"

no talk me angy by DudeBroKowski August 3, 2023

We're on a rock in space

The perfect excuse to literally anything
Meant to symbolize "Nothing really matters"
Also makes you sound super fucking stupid

"Dude, are you sure you wanna eat all those ghost peppers?"

"We're on a rock in space."

We're on a rock in space by DudeBroKowski March 31, 2023