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Sozed by DefiningWisdom December 18, 2016
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kaiser sozed
When somebody up and disappears. Can be used when your friend was just there and disappeared, or when you told somebody they was about to get jacked.
I told that fool 'if you mess with my girls again, ima drop u' and the next thing i know... that fool Kaiser Sozed...
kaiser sozed by Akachan June 12, 2007
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kaiser sozed
When one can make up his or own life story or a simple lie using only the materials used in the room they are currently in.
Hey man did you find out if jimmy did it?
No he said dell samsung did it.
Oh you mean your computer and your printer?
Crap, I just got kaiser sozed.
No he said dell samsung did it.
Oh you mean your computer and your printer?
Crap, I just got kaiser sozed.
kaiser sozed by jaken May 14, 2012
keyser sozed
Pretending you're headed to the bar or the bathroom and instead leaving the establishment to either pass out, puke, or go bang a nasty hood rat and to never be heard from again.
(and more importantly avoiding the shit storm of your friends heckling abuse for either admitting you're leaving because of the aforementioned reasons!)
"You think you can catch Keyser Soze? You think a guy like that comes this close to getting fingered and sticks his head out? "My guess is you'll never hear from him again."
(and more importantly avoiding the shit storm of your friends heckling abuse for either admitting you're leaving because of the aforementioned reasons!)
"You think you can catch Keyser Soze? You think a guy like that comes this close to getting fingered and sticks his head out? "My guess is you'll never hear from him again."
keyser sozed by SEEKA January 13, 2007
American Sized
Since America is the most obese country, then anything huge would be considered American Sized. To include women, big SUVs, value meals, etc.
At the mall
Me: Ugh! Check out tubs over there!
You: Dude she's huge!
Me: Nah, she's just American Sized.
At the fast food restaurant
Cashier: Med or Large?
Me: American Sized!
Me: Ugh! Check out tubs over there!
You: Dude she's huge!
Me: Nah, she's just American Sized.
At the fast food restaurant
Cashier: Med or Large?
Me: American Sized!
American Sized by Chaimberlainiii July 20, 2010
Olympic-Sized Friendship
Olympic-Sized Friendship by vmtwizzles July 30, 2018
texas sized 10-4
texas sized 10-4, often used by hicks (mainly from Ontario), means I agree, or yes. it may also mean I understand depending on the context
"hey wanna go pick of some gophers with a 22 down by the roadside"
"that's a texas sized 10-4 buddy"
"that's a texas sized 10-4 buddy"
texas sized 10-4 by big boy11 October 3, 2016
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Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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murderhobo
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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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