soybeans

a most insignifacnt looking little bean, but has so many uses that you just want to bang your head into the wall while reading about it. When doing a report on soybeans, make sure to equip yourself with a lot of Tylenol and much vodka.

"dude I'm doing a report on effin soybeans"
"aww dude that sucks, you need some vodka?"
"nah I got some. You got some Tylenol?"

by Miss Queen July 11, 2009

Soybean

A 10/10 nickname, 100% would recommend a calling you friend Soybean.

"Heyo Tod! Your new name is Soybean!"
"Jake what the fuck."

by Soybean Studios October 30, 2020

partially hydrogenated soybean oil

The most scariest, worst thing in the world, most often found in foods

"Ahh watch out... that may contain partially hydrogenated soybean oil!"

by Dana November 4, 2004

soybean

A legume that grows above ground, even in Indiana.

by Ed A. Mame November 4, 2003

sexual soybean

A promiscuous soy bean.

That is one sexual soybean

by thatonesinger July 10, 2017

soybean breath

An insult implying the recipient is either an anal-retentive enviro-health food nut or a not-bred-for-intelligence herd animal.

Hey, asshole...go do preventive maintenance on your Volvo, you soybean breath sack of shit...and quit staring at me and rolling your eyes...it's taking the enjoyment out my eating this batter-fried triple bacon cheeseburger.

by harry flashman September 18, 2003

Soybean

A person or being who is lactose intolerant and must live on soy products.

kid 1:Hey Soybean don't drink that it contains dairy in it.

Soybean: Thanks that was a close one I could have died.

by Tingcoon December 20, 2008