southtown

The ghetto part of San Diego that P.O.D. mentions in their songs.

Here in the Southtown, you know the kid don't play.

by beau99 June 11, 2004

Southtown

The nickname for Southington, CT. A gangster name for Southington.

All the kids from the hood live in Southtown.

by John December 8, 2003

Southtown Carwash

A sexual maneuver performed on a female. It is performed by grabbing the female partner by her inner thighs and proceeding to lick her from her clit all the way to the top of her ass crack.

Man, that girl is so good looking that i'd have to give her the southtown carwash!!

by Pistacio man November 23, 2009

Southtown Strike

A Southtown Strike is the best strike you can get in bowling. It’s like a Brooklyn, only better. There’s no doubt about it when you hit one.

We didn’t account for all these Southtown Strikes when we made the bet.

by BenoSupremo January 30, 2021

Southtown Ready

When you’ve reached a point of inebriation that has you OK with rocking out to the song “Southtown” by the band POD without a hint of irony.

Person A : John is cross eyed and drooling and it smells like he might have shit his pants.
Person B: Sounds like John is Southtown Ready

by PapiRyan July 11, 2021

South Town Face Plant

Slang for eating a chick's pussy. Another way of saying "going down town" on a woman who wants her clitoris and labia minora given oral stimulus to bring her to orgasm. Can apply to either a man or another woman performing cunnilingus to the recipient woman.

Mike: "I can't stand it! I wanna' give Irene the South Town Face Plant, like right now!"

Tom: "Easy man, take her to dinner first, then have you some dinner."

by Mercenary X99 November 15, 2011

Southbound Mud Pile

When one defecates into a box and/or large envelope and sends it to a random southern address located in any state below West Virginia.

"Clark never liked the south. So one day he sent an Alabama resident a southbound mud pile."

by Punchy McAssface Jr. March 29, 2010