souper bowl 

A "huge" disappointment (or delight, depending on who you talk to) in da comestibles department when being given a container of munchies for satisfying yer hunger while watching da game --- you'd expected an oversize deep-dish of chips or other crunchy/flavorful snacks, but instead your health-nut-minded food-provider filled said cavernous basin wif boiled mixed veggies in broth!

Da term "souper bowl" could also refer to a treating-da-eater-to-a-round-of-sports-playing bribe, whereby a parent pays for a child's fun-session at da duckpin-lanes as a reward for wincingly chowing down on a large helping of slow-cooked peas and carrots.

souper bowl by QuacksO May 20, 2022

Souper Bowl of Caring 

a charitable organization that utilizes Super Bowl weekend by motivating youth to collect monetary and food donations, alleviating hunger and poverty in America.

I give back to the community through the Souper Bowl of Caring by passing soup pots in my church on Super Bowl Sunday!

Souper Bowl of Caring by rsnlaud August 28, 2008

Super Bowl LII 

FUCK YOU TOM BRADY!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!

Big Dick Nick castrated Tom Brady live on national television during Super Bowl LII.

Super Bowl LII by BIGGERERBOI February 5, 2018

Bringing the Browns to the Super Bowl 

Defecating. Loosening of bowels into a porcelain bowl-shaped receptacle.

After bringing the Browns to the Super Bowl, Jim sat down and wrote a letter to Penthouse lying about the wild sex with twin midgets.

Bringing the Browns to the Super Bowl by Doombot October 21, 2003

Super-Bowl Decathalon 

A super-bowl decathalon is when a group of people smoke a bowl of weed at every college in at UCSC on the night before the super bowl. It is very important that for the activity to be designated as a super-bowl decathalon, the group must come to a stop at every college to smoke, rather than smoking while walking through the college. The group must also walk the entire distance as well as bring a football. The first decathalon to take place was on the night before super bowl XVIV between the Indianapolis Colts and the New Orleans Saints. The group included Freshmen from Stevenson, Kresge, and College 8. The first super bowl decathalon started at Stevenson and ended at Oaks, lasting from 10:15 p.m to 2:30 a.m.

Q: What's goin' on?
A: DECATHALON!!!
Q:What?
A The Super-Bowl Decathalon dumb ass!

Super-Bowl Decathalon by Mr. Plant & Casanova February 7, 2010

Stuper Bowl 

The Super Bowl for people who could give a lesser fuck about American Football and think football is full of idiotic and ignorant fans that epitomize various stereotypes of American culture.

Bill - "Who do ya think is gonna win the big game? I'm definitely gonna cheer on my Peyton Mannin' an' them Broncos!"
Joseph - "I'm not going to watch the Stuper Bowl because I don't like football."

Stuper Bowl by DeekBosko January 19, 2014

taking the browns to the super bowl 

taking a shit.
see also cleveland steamer.

i'm taking the browns to the super bowl, be back in a few minutes.

taking the browns to the super bowl by KRHimself July 24, 2004