1. Soulja Boy: SOULJA BOY UP IN DAT HO, WATCH ME LEAN AND-
Person: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
2. Person 1: I decided to Crank dat Soulja Boy since nobody was home.
Person 2: So how
long did your reign of
cum last?
Person 1: 20 minutes, them my
parents came to my room.
Person 2: That's what you get for doing the hand job.