Verb, the act of lubing up an athletic tube sock and inserting the male member for sexual stimulation. A sockfucker may choose to perform the act manually or may choose to have a partner stimulate the sock. Low Cut socks are disfavored except by short dicked individuals.

Don't wash that sock after the game, I'm into sockfucking and your natural oils are better than you greezy fuck.

sockfucking by kingsnizzle September 3, 2006

Related Words

sotkf • sockfetish • sockface • Sockfocate • Sockfulloflove • Sockfilling • SOCKFOX666 • sockfucking • Sorkflow • sotf

sockfucker

A horney male soldier in the field or on deployment that can/will not get sex from a female, and rolls up a sock nice and tight like a vagina and proceeds to have "relations" with it.

Soldier 1: I walked in on SSG Kennedy, and he was fucking a damn sock!

Soldier 2: Kennedy is such a SOCKFUCKER

sockfucker by The real Beav April 28, 2006

sockface

Sockface is a game you can play with your cat. To play sockface, you place a sock over the head of your cat, and watch the fun, and maybe take pictures if so inclined.

Rick: How'd you get all those scratces on your wrist, Wayne?

Wayne: They're from my cat. I caught the little bastard scratching on my speaker, so I engaged him in a game of sockface.

sockface by Jackball April 29, 2005

sockfetish

a desire for the smell of female socks

gemma removed her socks, they smelled amazing when she rubbed them in my nose

sockfetish by gemma's foot slave March 5, 2005

Sockfulloflove

The sockfulloflove is an unfortunate sock belonging to an habitual masturbator, after a session with a poster or photo of the latest model or porn star (sometimes found by Mom when she collects the laundry).

Rick: Dude! What's that awful stink?!

Wayne: (Sniffs, then picks up his matress)Oh Shit! It's my sockfulloflove from a month ago!

Sockfulloflove by Jackball April 29, 2005

Sockfuck

Calling someone a slut; Implying that their pussy is loose after having sex with them...
Basically calling someone a sock full of lube and it being like a slut's pussy- since its loose. Insulting someone with a poor sense of humor.

"Dude, have you had sex with Kayla yet?"
"Yea, man...Shes such a Sockfuck!"

"Dude,take a joke and lighten up...You act like a sockfuck..."

Sockfuck by MichaBlue March 12, 2019

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026